reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid


wilwheaton:

bearhatalice:

geardrops:

professional punk fuck yes

Puppy Core

Sand Punk For LIFE!

Retirement Punk


abigail-nicole:

"They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever."

All the little angels

abigail-nicole:


"They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever."

All the little angels

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)



Just give it to me straight doc


I’m sorry, sir. You’ve got Barkinson’s

Just give it to me straight doc

I’m sorry, sir. You’ve got Barkinson’s

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joshfransexme:

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW


No, I will smush you together

joshfransexme:

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

No, I will smush you together

(via paperflintspark)


green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

Right? I rewatched this a few days ago

(via its-slinkyvagabond)


A Nu Start

Seriously I quit my job at the winery and a new one today at a fine dining restaurant with the goal of becoming a certified sommelier. I am nervous and excited. And just maybe this blog will start talking about wine like I originally intended!



ooksaidthelibrarian:

thisisaslongas:

bydbach:

the-siege-perilous:

tardisdelorean:

tenth-doctor-watson:

timeandbananas:

gottliebe:

zeropeanut:

pltnmghost:

brenhans:

h1ghlander360:

nellachronism:

airspaniel:

needsmorespiders:

nellachronism:

gaslightgallows:

scifrey:

seananmcguire:

camwyn:

leeshajoy:

ravenalegria13:

xdaringdamselx:

patheticchampion:

squiglycontinello:

connorbabeway:

grimbarke:

Oh damnit I watched Escape Plan.
Nononononono

Im am asgardian warrior
well it certainly sounds intersting

:) i’m rorschach :)

iM A JAEGER PILOT

GHOSTBUSTER!

THE NORSE GOD OF THUNDER. FUCK YEAH!

…Dorothy Gale doesn’t actually have a job, unless you count how she becomes a princess in the Oz books.

Jaeger pilot. I tend to go a while between movies. I’mma need a Drift-mate, though.

Reporting for duty LET’S GO PUNCH THINGS.

Can I do a TV show instead? That means I’m a graphic novel writer and artist, and seeing-eye vampire for balls-to-the-wall female private investigator. Aw yis.

Wait, so does that make me Morticia, or Gomez, or… Who the hell even *is* the protagonist in the Addams Family movie?

Idle Wealthy regardless, DUH.

Morticia is. Those movies have female main characters all over the place it’s amazing. The men could be sexy lamps. I love the Addams Family movie for that reason.
I can’t remember the last movie I watched. Uh. Frozen? So I’m a queen with hypothermic powers rock on.

I’m an irresponsible addict who ruins the lives of my best friends, escapes from hospital to drag them into one last night out, accidentally stumbles into the apocalypse, ends the world, then gives up booze and friends entirely to vigilante my way around the dystopian wasteland with my posse of teenage robo-clones.

Oh God. I’m the *SPECIAL*.

Looks like I’m a newsreporter.
I am Ron Burgundy. 

I’m a college student making a documentary on an urban legend and get lost in the woods.

I’m a member of Section 9. I feel amazing now : D

Jaeger pilot. WHO WANTS TO BE MY PARTNER

Oh cool, I’m the Vice President of the Sons of Anarchy! Okay, it’s a TV show and not a movie, but I can’t remember the last movie I watched. ;3

I’m a time-displaced super soldier completely out of my depth with all these spies running around everywhere?

CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA HELL YEEA

Am I a half-boiled detective? Am I some library-of-a-mind naive genius? Am I some asshole travelling to parallel dimensions?
Either way, I wear spandex, have a helmet with huge eyes, and kick the living shit out of things.

I’m an undercover cop with a belly wound lying in a pool of my own blood.

my name is inigo montoya.

An Affair to remember, so I’m a painter and music teacher and in love with myself.  Very close, really.



Genius mathematician who gives himself a brain operation with a electric drill. At least I’m alive and happy afterwards.

Former Deadly Viper Assassination squad member, current full-time revenge and daughter recovering specialist

ooksaidthelibrarian:

thisisaslongas:

bydbach:

the-siege-perilous:

tardisdelorean:

tenth-doctor-watson:

timeandbananas:

gottliebe:

zeropeanut:

pltnmghost:

brenhans:

h1ghlander360:

nellachronism:

airspaniel:

needsmorespiders:

nellachronism:

gaslightgallows:

scifrey:

seananmcguire:

camwyn:

leeshajoy:

ravenalegria13:

xdaringdamselx:

patheticchampion:

squiglycontinello:

connorbabeway:

grimbarke:

Oh damnit I watched Escape Plan.

Nononononono

Im am asgardian warrior

well it certainly sounds intersting

:) i’m rorschach :)

iM A JAEGER PILOT

GHOSTBUSTER!

THE NORSE GOD OF THUNDER. FUCK YEAH!

…Dorothy Gale doesn’t actually have a job, unless you count how she becomes a princess in the Oz books.

Jaeger pilot. I tend to go a while between movies. I’mma need a Drift-mate, though.

Reporting for duty LET’S GO PUNCH THINGS.

Can I do a TV show instead? That means I’m a graphic novel writer and artist, and seeing-eye vampire for balls-to-the-wall female private investigator. Aw yis.

Wait, so does that make me Morticia, or Gomez, or… Who the hell even *is* the protagonist in the Addams Family movie?

Idle Wealthy regardless, DUH.

Morticia is. Those movies have female main characters all over the place it’s amazing. The men could be sexy lamps. I love the Addams Family movie for that reason.

I can’t remember the last movie I watched. Uh. Frozen? So I’m a queen with hypothermic powers rock on.

I’m an irresponsible addict who ruins the lives of my best friends, escapes from hospital to drag them into one last night out, accidentally stumbles into the apocalypse, ends the world, then gives up booze and friends entirely to vigilante my way around the dystopian wasteland with my posse of teenage robo-clones.

Oh God. I’m the *SPECIAL*.

Looks like I’m a newsreporter.

I am Ron Burgundy. 

I’m a college student making a documentary on an urban legend and get lost in the woods.

I’m a member of Section 9. I feel amazing now : D

Jaeger pilot. WHO WANTS TO BE MY PARTNER

Oh cool, I’m the Vice President of the Sons of Anarchy! Okay, it’s a TV show and not a movie, but I can’t remember the last movie I watched. ;3

I’m a time-displaced super soldier completely out of my depth with all these spies running around everywhere?

CAPTAIN MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA HELL YEEA

Am I a half-boiled detective? Am I some library-of-a-mind naive genius? Am I some asshole travelling to parallel dimensions?

Either way, I wear spandex, have a helmet with huge eyes, and kick the living shit out of things.

I’m an undercover cop with a belly wound lying in a pool of my own blood.

my name is inigo montoya.

An Affair to remember, so I’m a painter and music teacher and in love with myself. Very close, really.

Genius mathematician who gives himself a brain operation with a electric drill. At least I’m alive and happy afterwards.

Former Deadly Viper Assassination squad member, current full-time revenge and daughter recovering specialist


My girlfriend and I broke up today. This is how I feel

(via its-slinkyvagabond)