The truth is that even big collections of ordinary books distort space, as can readily be proved by anyone who has been around a really old-fashioned secondhand bookshop, one of those that look as though they were designed by M. Escher on a bad day and has more staircases than stories and those rows of shelves which end in little doors that are surely too small for a full-sized human to enter. The relevant equation is: Knowledge = power = energy = matter = mass; a good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett (via ossifragus)

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ironfounderson:

Vimes by accless
Make his day, punk.


His Grace, Commander Samuel Vimes

ironfounderson:

Vimes by accless

Make his day, punk.

His Grace, Commander Samuel Vimes

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

image

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reblog if girls are cute and you are afraid


wilwheaton:

bearhatalice:

geardrops:

professional punk fuck yes

Puppy Core

Sand Punk For LIFE!

Retirement Punk


abigail-nicole:

"They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever."

All the little angels

abigail-nicole:


"They did the job they didn’t have to do, and they died doing it, and you can’t give them anything. Do you understand? They fought for those who’d been abandoned, they fought for one another, and they were betrayed. Men like them always are. What good would a statue be? It’d just inspire new fools to believe they’re going to be heroes. They wouldn’t want that. Just let them be. Forever."

All the little angels

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Just give it to me straight doc


I’m sorry, sir. You’ve got Barkinson’s

Just give it to me straight doc

I’m sorry, sir. You’ve got Barkinson’s

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joshfransexme:

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW


No, I will smush you together

joshfransexme:

STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

No, I will smush you together

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green-satan:

this movie was a masterpiece 

Right? I rewatched this a few days ago

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