I comma square bracket recruit’s name square bracket comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit’s deity of choice square bracket to uphold the Laws and Ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork comma serve the public truſt comma and defend the ſubjects of His ſtroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majeſty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favour comma or thought of perſonal ſafety semi-colon to purſue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if neceſsary in the cauſe of said duty comma so help me bracket aforeſaid deity bracket full stop Gods Save the King stroke Queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop.
 - Ankh-Morpork City Watch Oath (via lightninging)

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)



soarry:

I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)


chapmangamo:

THE SOUNDS OF EATING
Mampf is my new favourite sound. I use it for everything.Eating. Car doors closing. Ghosts. Everything.

chapmangamo:

THE SOUNDS OF EATING

Mampf is my new favourite sound. I use it for everything.
Eating.
Car doors closing.
Ghosts.
Everything.

(via thefrogman)


hisiheyah:

I see all your majestic gryphons on sketch_dailes and raise you a potoophon.


A fantastical creature

hisiheyah:

I see all your majestic gryphons on sketch_dailes and raise you a potoophon.

A fantastical creature

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)


Favourite Firefly Moments 5/?

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)


This is the most important thing I’ve ever seen

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)


I came for Kenneth Branagh’s reaction to a woman he likes being similar to mine. I stayed for Emma Thompson’s mesmerizing hair

(via ooksaidthelibrarian)


sagansense:


Richard Feynman, everybody.

sagansense:

Richard Feynman, everybody.

(via punkassbookjockeyz)


its-slinkyvagabond:

frantzfandom:

thegirlofgood:

aestheticrequiem:

timelessreference:

madblasta:

sapphicsnorlax:

forevertheclans:

kristendeity:

serafinascharm:

1. Laura Ellis
2. Commander Shepard
3. Dusty Crophopper from Planes
Well xD

1. P!nk
2. Ezio Auditore
3. Katniss Everdeen
#MyBodyIsReady

Jacob Hoggard from HedleyTrevor from GTA VThe Once-ler from Lorax

Martyn Littlewood, my boss in Saints Row the Third, and Napoleon.
Yeah, this’ll go well.

The OffspringGaige the Mechromancer, Borderlands 2Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit

HalestormLink (LoZ)The Phantom (PotO)Nice!

Jay Park
Connor Kenway
Kenshin Himura
I THINK I’M GOING TO BE OKAY!

Mariah Carey
Mario 
Katniss Everdeen
I don’t know about this team…

2chainzpokemon trainer from pokemon ywolverine

John Darnielle (The Mountain Goats, Mordecai The Hunter from Borderlands, and Withnail (withnail & I).I am fuckin’ SET

The Fall of Troy, Trevor from GTA V, Robin Hood (the fox one from the animated Disney Movie). Nice

its-slinkyvagabond:

frantzfandom:

thegirlofgood:

aestheticrequiem:

timelessreference:

madblasta:

sapphicsnorlax:

forevertheclans:

kristendeity:

serafinascharm:

1. Laura Ellis

2. Commander Shepard

3. Dusty Crophopper from Planes

Well xD

1. P!nk

2. Ezio Auditore

3. Katniss Everdeen

#MyBodyIsReady

Jacob Hoggard from Hedley
Trevor from GTA V
The Once-ler from Lorax

Martyn Littlewood, my boss in Saints Row the Third, and Napoleon.

Yeah, this’ll go well.

The Offspring
Gaige the Mechromancer, Borderlands 2
Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit

Halestorm
Link (LoZ)
The Phantom (PotO)
Nice!

Jay Park

Connor Kenway

Kenshin Himura

I THINK I’M GOING TO BE OKAY!

Mariah Carey

Mario 

Katniss Everdeen

I don’t know about this team…

2chainz
pokemon trainer from pokemon y
wolverine

John Darnielle (The Mountain Goats, Mordecai The Hunter from Borderlands, and Withnail (withnail & I).

I am fuckin’ SET

The Fall of Troy, Trevor from GTA V, Robin Hood (the fox one from the animated Disney Movie). Nice